Dangerous When Wet (1953)
Finally, an Esther Williams movie! I saw this movie when I was very young and then lost track of it. In fact, I wasn't sure if I dreamed it or if it was a real movie. Fortunately, it is indeed a real movie and not just a happy dream film!Esther Williams was a national champion, Olympic caliber swimmer who began modeling and swimming in Billy Rose's Aquacade with Tarzan, Johnny Weissmuller. Then she was picked up by MGM. They built a giant tank for her and she and the studio essentially invented synchronized swimming. Her first movie was one of Mickey Rooney's Andy Hardy films, but soon she was starring in her own blockbusters.
I really enjoy her movies. They are light musical comedy swimfests, six of which were released on DVD recently. Here she is in Easy to Wed (1946) with Van Johnson and Lucille Ball.

Williams is still alive and sells vintage style swimsuits (I have one and love it) and pools (I do not have one, though I would probably love it.) She also released an autobiography, Million Dollar Mermaid. It is my very favorite Hollywood auto/biography. She tells fascinating stories about her career and other stars and it is a fun, funny, fantastic book. It is especially interesting to read about how the makeup and hair people had to figure out ways to waterproof her makeup and 'do, and how directors and set and costume designers worked with Williams to make the movies. They were all basically making it up as they went along since no one had ever done this before. (I checked the book out of the library so many times in high school that my sister finally gave me my own copy for my birthday.) I even managed to work in one of Williams' movies (Neptune's Daughter (1949) and some of her autobiography into my senior thesis!
Williams was tall and muscular and confident, unlike some of the smaller, more delicate stars, so she is refreshing to watch. And, amazingly, she almost never used a stunt double. So when you see her doing 115 foot dives or swimming underwater forever (she ruptured her eardrums over and over, broke her neck because she performed a huge dive wearing a metal crown and a gold sequined body suit (the sequins didn't actually do any harm, but it is a nice detail, I think) and even almost drowned several times during filming) it is really her. Once, she was performing an underwater ballet and the genius set designer added a ceiling on the underwater room...it was dark and she couldn't find the trapdoor to surface...a cameraman finally noticed that she was drowning and got her out. The only time she would use a double was when she was pregnant and the director wanted her to just, you know, dive from a helicopter into a V of water skiiers. See Easy to Love (1953). Besides her physical prowess, Williams' has a strong presence on screen and she is almost always playing a woman in charge. A businesswoman, a movie star, a swimming star (she often plays that so that her swimming sequences can be more plausible, just as Fred Astaire often played a "dancer")...she is almost always independent and making her own money. So that is a nice change from some other films of the time.
So, why did you choose Dangerous When Wet as your first Esther Williams' flick, Cameron? Well, it is among my favorite Williams' movies and I think it is a great introduction. Unlike some of her other films, this movie has a real plot. Other films tend to be sort of silly. Many of them follow the same pattern: two couples, Williams is the primary girl, but they aren't paired correctly...something unusual happens and eventually the right girl gets with the right guy, and so on. The locations change, but sometimes the actors stay the same from film to film. I still love them, but if you don't like the actors they could get tiresome, I suppose. Anyway, Dangerous When Wet is not like that. I also really like this movie because Esther gets to show off her champion racing. She swims in all of her films, but often it is just graceful and pretty aquatic performances. In this one she really swims.
Also, the movie was directed by Charles Walters who also directed some of my other faves. Among them, The Unsinkable Molly Brown (1964), High Society (1956), Easy To Love (1953), Summer Stock (1950), Easter Parade (1948),and Good News (1947), as well as serving as dance director for loads more musicals. So it is no wonder that I love this movie!
This movie has everything. It is a musical with great songs like "I Like Men" sung by Katie's flirty little sister, and "Ain't Nature Grand," which Katie and Andre sing in a duet as they change into their swimming suits in neighboring cabanas. Andre has provided this black lacy number for Katie...
Katie Higgins (Williams) is the oldest daughter in a dairy farming family. They are extremely health conscious and get up every morning to exercise, which includes swimming laps in the nearby pond. Ironically, Williams doesn't like to swim because she would rather read the latest farming news and techniques so that she can figure out a way to improve the family farm. A travelling salesman (Jack Carson) peddling Liqua-pep (a vitamin drink) sees Katie swimming her laps. He is stunned by her swimming talent and her beauty. Then he meets her family and thinks they would be a great way to advertise Liqua-pep since they are all in such great shape. As a publicity stunt, he signs up the entire family to swim in the upcoming race across the English Channel. Katie is reluctant to get involved in the scheme but then she finds out that the prize money for first place would be enough to get a new roof for the barn and buy a famous bull for their farm...so she agrees.
Once in Europe she meets the dashing Andre (Fernando Lamas), an aristocratic wine salesman, who is determined to catch her. (Williams and Lamas eventually got married in real life.) Katie is also reluctant to get involved with this charming Frenchman (Lamas is actually Argentinean) but soon she falls under his spell. Their swimming duets are especially nice since Lamas was a great swimmer, too. Some of Williams' other costars could barely stay above water so she had to literally hold them up as they swam together. But she and Lamas really cut through the water.
This movie has everything. It is a musical with great songs like "I Like Men" sung by Katie's flirty little sister, and "Ain't Nature Grand," which Katie and Andre sing in a duet as they change into their swimming suits in neighboring cabanas. Andre has provided this black lacy number for Katie...
So there is music. There is also a cartoon dream sequence with Ben, Jerry, and Katie. Although it is rather famous, it is my least favorite part of the film. I don't like cartoons that much, and in this one Katie and the cartoon mouse and cat get chased by a scary octopus.
So there is music and cartoons. There is a lovely romantic plotline that follows the great Mr. Darcy/ Elizabeth formula of dislike turning into love.So there is music and cartoons and romance. And then comes the sport storyline. It is always amazing to me how they managed to work a really compelling, suspenseful race into this otherwise light musical comedy. But it really works. Katie sets out to swim the English Channel so that she can save her family business. It is serious stuff. She swims and swims and swims in her un-glamorous black suit and extra un-glamorous white goggles. Her fellow swimmers drop out one by one and are rowed to the hospital boat that grimly follows behind.

Her family watches...
People on boats and the shore watch...
It is very suspenseful and well done. I won't completely spoil the ending for you (though I know you can probably guess what happens) but I will say that I get chills every time.

Go Esther! I am so glad I didn't dream this movie.




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