My hotel for my glorious weekend of freedom was in Mala Strana, the Lesser Town or Little Quarter, right down the hill from Prague Castle. My windows looked out on rather dull, high white walls across the street--but what wonders are beyond those walls! The Wallenstein Gardens: gorgeous Italian-y formal gardens:

with a monstrous fake limestone grotto that looks like drippy grey skulls:
owls:
peacocks:
manicured hedges and flowers:
delightful fountains:
a peaceful pond:
interesting statuary:
and an open air, highly decorated sala with arcades and frescoes and everything.
Here is the ceiling:
A detail:
They have concerts and other events there now. We (Julie and I) were lucky enough to walk around the gardens (free admission!) while an orchestra and singer were rehearsing:
The 17th century Wallenstein Gardens are surrounded by the 17th century Wallenstein Palace which is now the Czech Senate. Mr. Wallenstein made his immense fortune as a sort of arms dealer in the Thirty Years War and he used some of that money to build his magnificent palace and gardens. So he is an ambiguous figure for the Czechs...sort of a traitor, but goodness gracious he sure built a nice house with a pretty yard. (My hotel is the lighter colored building on the right.) Sure is close!
How did we get up above like that? Through another garden. A seriously terraced garden.

Very pretty. There were stairs and more stairs and each level had different plants and benches. Really beautiful and peaceful with a great view of Prague.

This is what the ceiling of the small structure in the top right corner looked like:


Here is Julie on one of the levels. It was lots of fun to zig zag up the hill amidst the greenery.
Here is Prague, including a giant white balloon with hanging harnesses that people sit in and float above the city. Like parasailing, but not on the water. And you are hanging, not being pulled from below. And there is no boat. So not really like parasailing, except you do sit in a harness.
Then to the Vrtbovska Garden. It is an Italian style terrace garden built in 1715-1720 for the Earl of Vrtba. According to the brochure, it is one of the most important Baroque gardens in Europe. I am no expert on the subject. All I can say is that it was gorgeous and I thoroughly enjoying strolling through.
You enter the garden through a crazy gazebo thing all decorated in raised, carved painting reliefs. Friezes? Is it appropriate to say friezes when they cover a rotunda like this?

Here I am. (many thanks to Julie for being my personal paparazzo! She took all these pics of me.)
As you can see, there is a small courtyard of short geometrical hedges and ivy covered alcoves and then up the stairs!
As you can see, there is a small courtyard of short geometrical hedges and ivy covered alcoves and then up the stairs! This is the second level, with Prague Castle in the background and an attention hog striking her favorite pose in the foreground.
On the top level we could just see the tip of the US Embassy and the dear old Stars and Stripes. A beautiful sight for an expat who continues to be a teensy bit homesick.
On the top level we could just see the tip of the US Embassy and the dear old Stars and Stripes. A beautiful sight for an expat who continues to be a teensy bit homesick.
I loved the statues lining the stone wall of the second level. With the blue sky and the red roofs and the steeples and towers...not a bad backdrop!

Ahh. Children. Reminds me of my job...
I like to think the statue on the right was about to creep away but he froze when he saw my camera. Gotcha!
Not sure if she is going to pluck the steeple off and eat it or prick her finger on it in an homage to Sleeping Beauty...one never knows, does one?
Here is a video of the skyline, beginning with Prague Castle, over to Saint Nicholas Church, a view of the white balloon, and then a startling swoosh to the garden. I believe I even made a "swoosh" noise as I filmed it. Odd to find out I add my own sound effects.
After a marvelous afternoon of gardens we walked around and wandered into the Church of Our Lady Victorious to see the statue of the Infant Jesus. (By the way, the Jesus Baby brings the Christmas gifts. No Santa in the Czech Republic.) This statue is quite famous and enjoys a cult-like following. It has healing powers, and more visibly, an extravagant fashion sense. Like the Manneken Pis in Brussels, the Infant Jesus has lots of clothes. But unlike the Manneken Pis, the Infant Jesus does not get to wear soccer uniforms or Harry Potter outfits or police clothes. The Infant Jesus must stick to elaborate and expensive triangle shaped robes. He was wearing a blue one when we visited. There were lots of people kneeling in front of him, praying. And plaques with "thank you" in different languages line the walls around him. They are given in thanks by people the statue healed.

There is a museum on the second floor of the church that houses some of the clothes. They have been given to the statue by people and organizations from all over the world for centuries. There was even a video playing of smiling nuns tenderly dressing the statue...
In the museum gift shop you can purchase a copy of the (clothed) statue for about 50,000 crowns. (almost $3,000). You can also get an unclothed statue (just a plain white shift) for much less, or tiny figurines if even the naked Infant Jesus is not in your price range.
After that we made our way to the center of Prague, had an excellent Italian meal to go with the Italian style gardens, and then headed to yoga. And after that we went to a bar to listen to Julie's friends play.

















This movie has everything. It is a musical with great songs like "I Like Men" sung by Katie's flirty little sister, and "Ain't Nature Grand," which Katie and Andre sing in a duet as they change into their swimming suits in neighboring cabanas. Andre has provided this black lacy number for Katie...

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People on boats and the shore watch...


