I met my mom in London rather spontaneously a few weekends ago. It was awesome to see her in the hotel lobby! Awesome because I hadn't seen her in a long time, and also awesome because we had flown into different London airports, and we both had to find our way to the hotel alone. Fortunately we made it without too much trouble. Once I arrived (my flight got in later in the morning than my mom's) we put our bags away and then headed out on the town. Only three days in London and lots to do!
But the first thing to do was get some food. We found a pub and went in with dreams of fish 'n chips dancing in our heads. My mom got the "English breakfast" which was a crazy combination...baked beans, a tomato, an egg, ham, french fries, mushrooms, a sausage, and toast. Wowsers. Here is the proof:
Nice introduction to London, right? (I had a tasty and not so weird fish 'n chips.)We planned to take a walking tour at 4pm so we leisurely headed in the direction of the pick-up point, stopping once in a while for photos of important cultural and historical monuments.

I usually stick to the timeline of my travels, but I will go ahead and show you the night-time images of Trafalgar Square. Here is the museum, which we did not enter:
And here is a Trafalgar Square fountain with the new LED lighting. A bit garish for my taste, and I am not sure why purple is the color of choice. But there you go.
We continued on our stroll towards Wellington Arch* in Hyde Park. We passed this lovely embassy, which made us chuckle.
Yup.
We went by Trafalgar Square. There is Nelson on his column guarded by four gigantic lions.
And in this one you can see Big Cam.
Trafalgar Square is the fourth most popular tourist destination in the world. It is much bigger than I thought. The National Museum faces the square, St. Martin in the Fields is a neighbor, and the National Portrait Gallery is a few blocks away. There used to be lots and lots of pigeons, like the flying rats infesting Piazza San Marco in Venice, but a few years ago they started lacing the pigeon's food with birth control because the population was out of control. It seems to be working--we didn't see any pigeons.
I usually stick to the timeline of my travels, but I will go ahead and show you the night-time images of Trafalgar Square. Here is the museum, which we did not enter:
We did go in the National Portrait Gallery. All museums in London are free to enter, which is fantastic. (They make up for it in exorbitant ticket prices at churches.) Although we would have paid to see the National Portrait Gallery. It was worth the trip just to see the Tudor room. I had seen the portraits of Queen Elizabeth I in books but it was so cool to see them in person. My mom and I were also excited to see Sir Francis Walsingham, who was Elizabeth's spy-master. I wrote a paper on Walsingham and spies when I was in 9th grade, and ever since then we have been fascinated by him. Plus, Geoffrey Rush, who played him in the recent Elizabeth movies, looks exactly like the portrait! Well done, casting director!
There are loads more cool portraits, including the tiny Jane Austen one painted by her sister Cassandra. It is basically a miniature and rests in its own little box with its own little light and magnifying lens. We almost missed it.
The portraits are very interesting if you A. recognize/know the people or B. are undertaking some sort of art history study. Once we stopped recognizing the faces we decided it was time to go. When we visit again, which we will, Mother! we should go through the catalog beforehand and figure out who we want to see. Otherwise it is overwhelming.
I believe we stopped for some tea and sweets--how British are we? Then we strolled through St. James Park. In the distance you can see the London Eye, a big ferris wheel.




170 years later, Nicolas Gage and Diane Krueger snuck into the Queen's Office and broke into her desk. So that is cool.
The rest of the tour was rather disappointing. I have had such great New Europe walking tours and I had really built it up for my mom. But the rain, the darkness, and Eliza's rather trite information made for a lackluster walk around London. We are tough customers, though. I was more easily impressed by my guide's knowledge in Berlin or Prague since I didn't know much of that history. But my mom and I are pretty good with English history. So we wanted more than a recital of Henry VIII's wives. (And Eliza even got that wrong.) Wow I sound like a brat.
Mother and daughter.
Our house.
Just kidding, it is Buckingham Palace. There is Queen Victoria's monument with the gold winged thing on the top. It looks like Pemberley. Or, to give a non-fictional comparison, like Chatsworth. This peaceful view is a bit deceptive, though, since the area in front of the Palace is quite busy with cars. See:
My mom is fascinated by British cabs and cabbies. So here is a picture of one of the adorable taxis. Why don't we have cute taxis in the States?
It began to get dark and a bit drizzly as we neared our tour...Maybe the New Europe company did not adjust its times to the recent Daylight Savings switch? We met by the Wellington Arch and already it was dusk.
We decided to tough it out, and so did the six or so others waiting for the walking tour. Our guide was named Eliza, and instead of making a My Fair Lady joke she went with an allusion to Queen Eliza-beth II. Which really isn't the same name, and for a peroxide-white blond girl dressed in a half-Goth, half-punk hot pink and black outfit, was not a good comparison. I got a bad feeling...
We stopped by Buckingham Palace. Eliza told us that the Royal Family did not build the palace. It was built by a peer, Duke Buckingham, in 1703, and it was originally called Buckingham House. But King George III liked it a lot, and he was jealous that his palace was not as nice as Buckingham House. So he took the House and made it a palace. Queen Victoria made it the official London residence of the monarchy in 1837.
To end on a not so bratty note--a quick note on London. I LOVED being in an English speaking place! After months and months in Czech land it is such a joy (and, no, that is not too strong a word!) to understand signs and menus and the announcements on the metro. Speaking the language removes a layer of stress that I didn't even realize I was carrying around with me until I got to London. It is comforting to know that if I needed help I could ask for it, be understood, and understand the answer. Occasionally I was struck with "I can understand that sign!" or "This label is in English!" exultations which made me happy since I am so used to wandering around in a murky haze of confusion. It was a pleasure to ask a saleswoman at Harrods where a particular product was, delightful to have a conversation with our waiter, and so easy to talk to the people at the hotel desk! Never mind the awesomeness of talking to my mom for three days!
*My mom and I were both surprised at the number of "war/soldier" memorials in London. It seemed like everything was dedicated to Nelson, Wellington, or Churchill. Which I understand, those are big names. But we both expected more Shakespeare or Dickens or Jane Austen or Virginia Woolf. That could just be our bias--more into English literature than English wars.
